Tuesday, December 07, 2010

wikileaks of india... radia tapes!

i eavesdropped into some interesting conversation while traveling by train. as usual i tweeted all along, this time it was too tempting to blog. this is the conversation between 2 students. they looked smart. and their conversation, smarter. 

student 1: who is barkha gate?

student 2: bill gate ki wife?

student 1: o! she is miranda, i thought. (cold drink??)

student 2: yaa yaa, she was, they divorced as bill spent all their money on charity. then he got married to barkha.

student1: so cruel this bill!

all through, i was wishing that one of them would burst into a laughter. but they did not. they were damn serious. call it the height of ignorance or just that we have been hearing and churning  so much bad news these days that no news seems that newsy.  

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it is gone buffalo in water (gayee bhains paani mein) for the hello hello janata of the upwardly mobile india.  this nadia gate aur red tape is real dimaag ko traas, now lets see how the scene changes -  
Nadia Ke Paar! 

but really 
the average joe isnt bothered about what gupshup she has with tata or bata, what bothers him is the rise in the cost of batata.
and all the media badshaahs who were shunned or stunned by the uprising of the Dutt will be singing... "barkha raani... zara cham ke barso"
we the tweeple, have given a tough time to the young anchorni of "we the people".

i continue to love her, but mind not a joke or two about her. (peace, if you are reading this.. pls know barkha, i love you. and respect you)
barkha's online avataar took a paradigm shift from "Alice in wonderland" to "malice in blunderland"
 ... thanks to flop flick
"telecom rights and radia tapes"
"barkha ka insaaf!" seems like the season 2 of "raja ki jaayegi baraat"... wonder if in third season she will be with rajat sharma in "NDTV ki Adalat"

and manu joseph the kartha dharta of open,  gets ready to give takkar to the WikiLeaks .. with an indian version
well, open magazine is the wikileaks of india... (or is it vice versa?)
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when barkha rani cried "why me" there were others with whom telephone aunty (radia) chatted naa....manu uncle said "maybe it is because you are so pretty.”...

that is the "Hadd Kardi aapne" of Indian Television... Barkha should have given him one jor ka jhaapad then. 

but guess
the zhakmi aurat kept quite about the media havarat attacker because she knew he was making a fool of himself with that "tongue-in-wherever" comment.

suggest vipaasna for Barkha... let her vanish into the snow capped himalayas for a while.  

people have forgotten 26/11 barkha is which mooli of which khet then.. 

there is no issue.. here  people have memories like aamir in gajani, so when she could wake up in a while and come back like priya tendulkar of the famous rajni.
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wondered what sells more... jawaani ya badnaami... 

badnaami wins hands down...hai naa?


Invisible Voyageur said...

:) ignorance they say is bliss...but at the moment, the way things are its only 'hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

*Aham* said...

@pari heheheh.. haan haan..

Srushti Rao said...

Barkha badnaam hui darling sabke liye...

Intereting read... hehehhehe

*Aham* said...

srushti! hahhahah

Danish said...

LoL! Brilliant
But disagree on the comparison between Open magazine and WikiLeaks. One difference that popped in my mind just now is that WikiLeaks is people "spying" on govt, radiagate is the opposite, it was IT dept which was snooping on citizens...

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